Jacob Paul Garren

This is my personal site. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It has all the glorious hallmarks of a site hand-built by a software engineer: no creative name, an utter lack of style, and a weird insistence on semantic markup. Perfect! Regardless, here you may find some bits about my personal life, some bits about my professional life, and perhaps other miscellaneous ramblings.

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Quotes I Enjoy

Brevity may be the soul of wit, but rigor is the soul of progress.

You have to get back on the horse. Somehow, and I don’t know how this kind of thing starts, we have started to lionize horseback-not-getting-on: these casual, a priori assertions of inevitable failure, which is nothing more than a gauze draped over your own pulsing terror. Every creative act is open war against The Way It Is. What you are saying when you make something is that the universe is not sufficient, and what it really needs is more you. And it does, actually; it does. Go look outside. You can’t tell me that we are done making the world.

The Universe says simply, but with every possible complication, 'Existence' and it neither pressures us nor draws us out, except as we allow. It all boils down to nothing, and where we have the means and will to fix our reference within that flux, then there we are. Let me be part of that outrageous chaos... and I am.

There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn, nonetheless, for the latter.